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"Twelve Days of Flockmas"
On the first day of Christmas my Best Friend gave to me Raven in an oak tree
On the second day of Christmas my Best Friend gave to me, two members scratching and Raven in an oak tree
On the third day of Christmas my Best Friend gave to me, three members clothes in flannels, two members scratching and Raven in an oak tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my Best Friend gave to me, four hardcore matches, three members clothed in flannels, two member scratching and Raven in oak tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my Best Friend gave to me, five leather jackets, four hardcore matches, three members clothes in flannels, two member scratching and Raven in an oak tree
On the sixth day of Christmas my best friend gave to me, six shots of hard liquor, five leather jackets, four hardcore matches, three members clothed in flannels, two member scratching and Raven in an oak tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my best friend gave to me seven drop-toe-holds, six shots of hard liquor, five leather jackets, four hardcore matches, three members clothed in flannels, two members scratching and Raven in an oak tree
On the eighth day of Christmas my best friend gave to me eight smacks on LoDi, seven drop-toe-holds, six shots of hard liquor, five leather jackets, four hardcore matches, three members clothed in flannels, two members scratching and Raven in an oak tree
On the ninth day of Christmas my best friend gave to me nine members beating on a wrestler, eight smacks on LoDi, seven drop-toe-holds, six shots of hard liquor, five leather jackets, four hardcore matches, three members clothed in flannels, two members scratching and Raven in an oak tree
On the tenth day of Christmas my best friend gave to me them Poe-like speeches, nine members beating on a wrestler, eight smacks on LoDi, seven drop-toe-holds, six shots of hard liquor, five leather jackets, four hardcore matches, three members clothed in flannels, two members scratching and Raven in an oak tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas my best friend gave to me eleven glares from Kidman, ten Poe-like speeches, nine members beating on a wrestler, eight smacks on LoDi, seven drop-toe-holds, six shots of hard liquor, five leather jackets, four hardcore matches, three members clothed in flannels, two members scratching and Raven in an oak tree
On the 12th day of Christmas my best friend gave to me, twelve Quotes of Nevermore, eleven glares from Kidman, ten Poe-like speeches, nine members beating on a wrestler, eight smacks on LoDi, seven drop-toe-holds, six shots of hard liquor, five leather jackets, four hardcore matches, three members clothed in flannes, two members scratching and Raven in an oak tree
~by Chyld & Kid Kid
 "You Know You Watch Too Much of the Hardyz when..."
~Your hair keeps changing colors
~You try to do a swanton bomb off your bed
~A blond haired woman starts following you around and you don't know who she is
~You keep making uncontrolable hand guns
~You and your friend start to colo quardinate
~Your sisters knee-highs keep dissapearing
~Nothing surprises your friends anymore
~You have the urge to jump up on whatever your walking towards
~Someone offers you a Hardyz sandwhich, you get a dirty thought
~you checked out the Hardy Boys Mystery books and got mad/dissapointed
~You start hanging out in Broods
~Someone asks if you want to go to Hardys and your surprised they know where they live
~Your entire wardrobe is baggy pants and tight shirts and you never looked better
~One of your friends is always on the Edge and the other is a Christian
~You walk into the Hardys resturant and come out dissapointed
~You start to make falling off a ladder artistic
~by Chyld and Kid Kid
"You Know You Watch Too Much of Edge and Christian when..."
~Your clothing is velvet and PVC's
~You suddenly decide to be blonde
~You and your best friend decide to tell people you're related
~People ask you and your friend if you're related
~You hang out in Broods
~You start to grin uncontrolably
~You and your best friends keep having ladder matches
~You start playing Vampire; the Masquerade
~You go to church and instead of going down the aisle you crawl through the window and walk through the crowd
~by Chyld & Kid Kid
~'Reeks of Awesomeness' makes its way into your everyday speech
~You start dressing up in gold costumes and hire two people to confuse everyone
~You start feuding with two of your closest friends
~by Chyld
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